5 Steps to Emotional Health

Step One: Beef.

Step Two: New Gadgets


a) a baby gas grill b) a fancy schmancy 2 probe digital meat thermometer with a 120 foot range beeper!

Step Three: Find someone smaller than you to pick on.

Step Four: Buy Yourself Something Special - shop with a friend!

A) The Tobacco Company B) Sine C) Galaxy Diner

Step Five: Enjoy a Late Night Snack to Chat About your Feelings Regarding:

a) Superior Drink choices!

b)Inferior Drink choices!

c) Zero Morality!

d) Fried Pickles!

e) More beef!

Congrats. You are healed. Good luck with those arteries.

Yo Quiero Guapos

There are many aspects of my job that I enjoy: free coffee, blackberry, all the office supplies I can cram on my desk. But the best of all is the free lunch. And of all the lunches we are served, I have 2 favorites far and above all the others: Rocklands and Guapos.

Today is Guapos Day.

I am trying so hard to make it until noon, but it might not happen. To increase my happiness and share my joy with you, I have composed an Ode to Guapos.

Ooooh Guapos.
All those steak fajitas,
The giant bowls of fresh guacamole
Gallons of fresh salsa
Huevos Rancheros and Red Beans on Rice
Mounds and mounds of chicken quesodillas
Plentiful Plantains fresh from the grease
You call to me
From the Kitchen
"Don't wait a moment longer-
Your lunch is here."
Ooooh Guapos.


**update-lunchtime!**