5 Steps to Emotional Health

Step One: Beef.

Step Two: New Gadgets


a) a baby gas grill b) a fancy schmancy 2 probe digital meat thermometer with a 120 foot range beeper!

Step Three: Find someone smaller than you to pick on.

Step Four: Buy Yourself Something Special - shop with a friend!

A) The Tobacco Company B) Sine C) Galaxy Diner

Step Five: Enjoy a Late Night Snack to Chat About your Feelings Regarding:

a) Superior Drink choices!

b)Inferior Drink choices!

c) Zero Morality!

d) Fried Pickles!

e) More beef!

Congrats. You are healed. Good luck with those arteries.