What does he do?
Where is he from?
Does he go to a good church?
Then there are the "oh mother" questions:
What's his favorite food?
What three things do you like about him?
How much does he drink?
And then there are the request-type questions:
When do we get to meet him?
Can I have his email?
Are you going to leave us his number incase we need to get a hold of you and you don't answer your phone? You know, safety first.
And finally, she asks for a picture. I delay this for as long as humanly possible. Not for any horrible reason - Westley's a good looking guy, very photogenic, we have a picture on facebook together. The real reason is my my mother (oh heavens) and her mustinsertpictureintoemailandsendtoentireinbox fetish. It just does not need to happen if I can help it. She's been hounding me for weeks for a picture. She's reached the point of me wanting to pacify her just to make it stop, DEAR LORD MAKE IT STOP.
So I sent her this picture. Forward it like it's hot people.
2 comments:
Watch out, Brangelina. I thought of 8 different paparazzi names for you two, but erased them all. You're welcome. I'll email them to your mother instead.
Glorious. I think that's really the only response that will foster a future healthy relationship with the parentals.
PS I almost showed Mom that picture on Facebook, then, .025 seconds later, thought better of it.
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